Tuesday, July 29, 2008

I'm Back!!!!

Well I do apologize for the lengthy delay. As many of you have requested, even to the point of almost threatening me. You know you are. I am starting a new blog as to keep you all informed of my current venture into "Peace Keeping".

I have only been on "vacation" because of the uncertainty as to what would happen to dear ol' me. Well here is how it all played out. The military offered an opportunity for me to visit and exotic place with sunny sands and many sites to see. Of course I had to jump at the opportunity. However...there certainly seems to be a lot of training in combat situations. And on top of that, I fail to see Yakima as a precursor to such a resort of leisure.

Needless to say, I would like to apologize from the get go. As you tax payers should be entitled to a better use of you well spent money than to let the likes of me be a leader. I use the term loosely mind you. but it seems that all that extra money they pay me, requires me to be responsible. I don't recall that ever being in the job description.

As for those of you who know me, or at least of all claim to. I want to assure you that I am doing everything I can to make me into a "lean, mean, fighting, machine". I can't swear it's working. However, due to the local of Yakima being so close to Hell, I have manage to sweat off many of the pounds I oh so need to. I have been introduce to medical training that has assured me that only professionals should work with needles. And only your finger should go up your nose (feel free to ask for demonstration). I have learned that MRE's no matter what it says it is, it tastes exactly the same. Followed by the same ultra stinky result. I have learned the root word of Yakima is Yak. And most importantly, when they say "don't volunteer for anything, they weren't kidding.

I press thru all this with a smile on my face. It could just be insanity showing. But I am remaining ultra optimistic. Honestly!

I will continue to post a update as I can. Please feel free to email me with current event and wishes of luck. As for the only reading I seem to maintain is the obsession of taking a crap written on the restroom stalls. As I like to tell everyone here, Peace to you and all mankind (why do they get mad at me for that?)

Frikafran

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